1 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:49,189 (narrator) In Italy it's just another ordinary day of illegal developments. 2 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,631 The park in Cement Avenue is going to be demolished . 3 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,600 Making the way for the Upcoming Beautiful 4 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,190 The very last idea of the most famous person in Italy 5 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:01,313 the businessman of beauty, the manufacturer of taste. 6 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,591 Giancarlo Billboards! 7 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,600 What do you have to say to those who accuse you of demolishing a park 8 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,951 to build an elitarian neighbourhood? 9 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:11,799 These people 10 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,276 VIOLINS PLAYING 11 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,756 Excuse me, it's my live ringtone. 12 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:20,920 I'll switch to vibration. 13 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:25,437 IMITATION OF VIBRATION 14 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,870 Darling, these people have no taste. 15 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,198 They are so miserable. Do you know what it means to live in the beauty? 16 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,993 Beautiful shops! 17 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,158 Beautiful buildings! Beautiful doormen! 18 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,715 Beautiful parking lots! Beautiful pedestrians! 19 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,357 Beautiful ugly women! 20 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,393 More questions? 21 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,910 (narrator) A handul of dissenters can't stand all this. 22 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,113 One of them is Giulio Worm. 23 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:54,080 Why is he holding a pink pigeon? 24 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,396 Let's make a movie about him. 25 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,874 Everything started from a washing mistake. 26 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,719 (Filomena) Oh my God! 27 00:02:55,920 --> 00:03:00,153 TV REPORT OF A FOOTBALL MATCH 28 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:06,440 - Antonio, look what happened! - Shut up, I am watching TV. 29 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,835 Look. 30 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:10,955 - Is it my t'shirt? - It is. 31 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,434 My t-shirt! 32 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,036 You poor stupid rotten miserable! 33 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:19,075 It's not my fault, I washed it with lemon soap. 34 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:23,433 Don't you know that lemons are astringent? What the hell were you thinking! 35 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,553 What are we going to do with this t-shirt? 36 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,318 Let's make a bay to fill it up! 37 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,597 Nine months after, the t-shirt is filled up. 38 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,436 Giulio Worm. 39 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:43,349 You made him too small, the t-shirt is too large. You're so stupid! 40 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,119 FILOMENA CRIES 41 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:50,439 Together with the baby they also got commercial TV. 42 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,832 Filomena, the colour! 43 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,074 Come here, have a look! 44 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,630 - How nice! - It's not anymore black and white! 45 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:05,232 From that moment Giulio's parents won't turn it off anymore. 46 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:09,633 - Mum, dad! I shit in my head. - Shut up! 47 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:13,071 This lack of attentions makes little Giulio suffer 48 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:17,114 such that he develops a sense of repulsion towards TV. 49 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,440 He rejects TV addiction 50 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,155 and develops an alarming critical thinking. 51 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:27,115 Daddy, why do you throw away fruit in the same bin as the glass? 52 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,080 Why do you throw away paper in the same bin as aluminium? 53 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,591 - Why do you eat animals? - GOOD LORD! 54 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:38,354 Year after year, little Giulio take the side of the weak ones 55 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:42,190 pushed by the ambitious goal of saving the world. 56 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,718 GOOD LORD! 57 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,238 I want to be a football player. 58 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,080 I want to be a bimbo. 59 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,676 I want to be the winner of the Big Brother but I don't know what it is. 60 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,275 (teacher) What about you, Worm? 61 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,119 What do you want to be as a grown-up? 62 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:03,519 I want to work in the no profit, set up an ecosustainable organization 63 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,030 bio-vegan-animalist, zero impact. 64 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,389 GOOD LORD! 65 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:11,799 The Worm realize Giulio has a problem and want to find a solution 66 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,434 but it's too late. 67 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,920 Watch the football match! 68 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,517 Daddy, TV is a univocal medium that makes people passive. 69 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:22,753 It lowers the intellectual abilities of our brain. 70 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,399 What the hell is he talking about? 71 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,392 CRYING 72 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,752 Talk the way you TALK! 73 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:34,480 - Would you like brand clothes? - They're too expensive! 74 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,633 - Would you like a scooter? - It's polluting. 75 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,398 Would you like a hooker? 76 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,957 At the end, exhausted by the ignorance of his parents 77 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,753 Giulio leaves his home. 78 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,872 Mummy, daddy, I am leaving. 79 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,434 Wait till the commercials. 80 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,149 (Giulio) I won't! 81 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,998 I want to change the world! 82 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,555 The Worm have never changed anything 83 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,319 Only TV channels. 84 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,598 CRYING 85 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,194 And so Giulio moves to the North. 86 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,597 He attends with passion the course in Environmental Sciences. 87 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,236 A signature against nuclear power, a signature against airwaves 88 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,838 a signature to save the baboons. 89 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,917 Baboons! 90 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,194 (Franca) Where do I sign? 91 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:33,634 Finally he meets the only person who shares his own ideals. 92 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,796 She. 93 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,639 No, she! 94 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,800 Franca, a student of Architecture. 95 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,037 Their union is inevitable. 96 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,550 For the periodical realization 97 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:50,072 of the national inventories of the tropic emissions. 98 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,391 Five years later our Worm gets his degree with highest honours 99 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,991 discussing an innovative dissertation about sul waste recycling. 100 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,750 (Giulio)..in the distribution, in the use and consumption of goods 101 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,236 (President) Highest honours, enough! 102 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,633 I still have 28 minutes. 103 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,355 I can't stand it. 104 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,391 I will make the difference in this world. 105 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,437 Franca, let's go. 106 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,440 I will make the difference. 107 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,117 (Giulio) The world population 108 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:38,076 since the beginning of the century till today has increased of 400%. 109 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,034 Do you know what do we produce most? 110 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,435 Do you know? 111 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:45,080 It's waste. 112 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,079 Giulio wanted to make the difference. 113 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:53,153 But he starts working in the recycling. 114 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,919 This is a dirty job 115 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:59,160 but it takes a great responsibility, a great value. Do you get it? 116 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:00,669 As I alway say 117 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,952 one has first to dig into shit in order to find gold. 118 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,678 And therefore let's do make it right. Come on, Pippo! Come on, Aldone! 119 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,190 (Pippo) Giulio, I have already my own problems. 120 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,199 I can't spend my day listening to your preaching. 121 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,152 This job is disgusting enough, can't you see! 122 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,757 Your problem rise from your indifference. 123 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,075 FART 124 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,552 Aldone, what are you doing? 125 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,469 Farts are one of the main causes of the ozone hole. 126 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:30,351 I never fart. I hold myself, since always! 127 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:35,000 Then make a petition and I will sign it like this. 128 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,669 FART 129 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,592 (Giulio) What can I do with you guys. It's our job. 130 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,910 COMPLAINS 131 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,837 Gosh, yesterday they banned Kevin from MasterVip! 132 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,792 Didn't you see? 133 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,714 (girl) how did it happen? 134 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,799 They were in the private room and he ordered some white wine. 135 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:13,515 White wine in the private room? Unbelievable! 136 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,599 There is a woman in pain! Didn't you see her? 137 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,871 She's laying down. Madam? 138 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,269 (Giulio) What are you doing! 139 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,199 Is there a doctor? 140 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,312 Madam, how are you? 141 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:33,549 One thinks about global emissions 142 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,918 famines genocides in Africa 143 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:43,478 Tibet oppression by China, poor people in the nuclear Pakistan 144 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,557 to the exploitation of baboons! 145 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,593 And those stupid ones, while a woman is about to die 146 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,077 they talk of Kevin being banned from MasterVip! 147 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,195 What? 148 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,758 Kevin has been banned? 149 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,755 I can't believe it 150 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,913 He was my favourite. 151 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,996 PSYCHOLOGIST CRIES 152 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,914 You can't understand! 153 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,118 I bet 5.000 euro on Kevin's victory 154 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,310 and what does he do? 155 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:23,512 He orders white wine. Shit, this is not a wine bar! 156 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:24,994 DISCO MUSIC IN THE CAR 157 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,713 CLACSON 158 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,717 Hey boy, move on! Big car own the streets! 159 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:37,400 If there are no appropriate biking paths the streets are everybody's. 160 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,359 ENGINE AND WHEEL NOISE 161 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,317 (man in the car) GOOD LORD! 162 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,551 How rude! 163 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,198 (Armando) Give me a password. 164 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:08,155 I just need a username and a password, I need to connect. 165 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,431 (pedestrian) I just have a username. - I need to look for work. 166 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:15,112 - I need to chat with my daughter! - Armando, quit that tablet. 167 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:19,029 To pay the instalments, you went bankrupt. Look what happened to yourself! 168 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,959 I need it to look for a job on Internet. 169 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,113 No, you need it go on social networks 170 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,835 I need to connect to chat with my daughter. 171 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,674 Take this money. 172 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,998 That's all I have 173 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,760 and some change. 174 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,356 With this you can buy a good salad 175 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,473 with kale berries, peanuts, lineseeds 176 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,115 ginger and kombu seaweed. - Yes. 177 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:47,115 - Do not buy passwords. - I won't. Thank you. 178 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,913 - Please, don't do it - Thank you. 179 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,280 GOOD LORD. 180 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,756 - Good evening. - Good evening. - Good evening. 181 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,511 You should just walk upstairs. 182 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,117 You do some exercise and use less electricity. 183 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,233 And the flat complex saves money Goodbye. 184 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:07,750 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 185 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,513 Let's go. 186 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:20,476 WOMAN GASPING 187 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,513 Worm, did you pay? 188 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:30,480 Miss Sharon, I don't own a TV. 189 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,190 TV makes me sick. 190 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,552 Why should I pay for the common satellite dish? 191 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,111 I already said it during the assembly 192 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:43,119 Let's put some solar panels. 193 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,398 If I want to get tanned, I'll got to a beauty centre. 194 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,239 I don't buy SOLARIUM panels. 195 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,474 - You don't even know what they are. - You're a cheapskate. 196 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,751 It's just 20 euro. 197 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,918 When people go back home in the evening 198 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,391 They just want to watch MasterVip. 199 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,198 HEART BEATS 200 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,870 You're a loser. 201 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,316 You're such a snobbish. 202 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,512 Get out fromMasterVip! 203 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:26,156 (Giulio) I won't pay a penis! (Sharon) What the hell is a penis? 204 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,517 (Franca) Hi honey. - Hi. 205 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,476 What's up? 206 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:36,037 They keep asking money for the satellite dish. 207 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,120 Don't get mad it's just 20 euro. 208 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,836 I don't care about the money, it's the principle. 209 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,750 These people spend are all day long watching a screen 210 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,999 they do not think. They are lobotomized, they sit there and watch. 211 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,635 How many times have we already discussed about this? 212 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,072 - 87. - There you go! 213 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,998 It dipends on how you use TV. 214 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,919 There are interesting programs, it's not all that negative. 215 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,640 And what about chemical weapons? 216 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,913 And what about chlorofluorocarbons? 217 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,037 What about pesticides? And dead animals? 218 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,358 And the bombs? Does it depend the way he used them? 219 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:15,554 Franca, I am vegan and coherent. 220 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,832 I eat only seeds. 221 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,273 You eat salad with mozzarella. 222 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:25,753 Do you think cows are born to be squeezed by human beings? 223 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,316 Can I at least choose what I want to eat? 224 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:32,269 Can I at least be sorry for all those emptied cows! 225 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,797 GIULIO SNAPS HIS TONGUE 226 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:41,353 Here's Kyoto. He's the only one who understands me Look at him. 227 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,433 He's the only one who understands me. 228 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:45,480 Would you like some seeds? 229 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,432 eat, Kyoto. 230 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,552 Kyoto is vegan too, you know that? 231 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,833 He doesn't it cheese. Do you know what it means for a mice? 232 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,714 It's an important coherent choice. 233 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,390 That he made for the good sake of this world but you won't make it. 234 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,998 GIULIO GASPS 235 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,956 (record player) Snow Coat says: 'Say your mantra'. 236 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,674 Even though I can't change things 237 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,154 I still love myself. 238 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,637 Snow Coat says: 'Speak softly'. 239 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,400 Even though I can't change things 240 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,795 I still love myself 241 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,637 You're stressed. 242 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,072 I'll relax you. 243 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:54,359 Franca, I am really getting relaxed 244 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,000 Let me do it. 245 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,760 Tomorrow I leave and we won't see each other for 2 weeks. 246 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,439 It's not the right moment. It's not the right moment! 247 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,552 Let me do it. 248 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,914 Energetic efficacy 249 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,996 reduction of greenhouse gas 250 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,518 Sustainable forest management 251 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,314 Afforestantion and re-afforestation 252 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,360 Kyoto Protocol. 253 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,230 I love your Kyoto. 254 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,033 Climate change. 255 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,392 (Giulio) Climate changes, oh yes! I love your protocol. 256 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,155 proposals 257 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,555 development, research. 258 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,880 Research on sustainability 259 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,514 What the penis is this? 260 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,877 It's homeopathic, women stuff 261 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,797 You will get pregnant for sure". 262 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,150 It says this. 263 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:57,390 You wanted to cheat me having babies. 264 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,271 Giulio, I am 36. Don't you get it? 265 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,234 Franca, you know what I think on procreation. 266 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,990 We are already 7 billion people polluting this planet 267 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:12,194 like a virus. They are still making babies. 268 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,071 Allow me 269 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:19,514 the only real thing I can do is not having a baby! 270 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,551 Do you get it? 271 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,637 - And do you know what I think? - What? 272 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,877 I think you spend your life doing a hell of nothing. 273 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,117 You do not take action you do nothing concrete. 274 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,997 What should I do? 275 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,319 I am surrounded by morons! 276 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,717 And what do you do concretely? 277 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,151 Me? I volunteer for Save the Black 278 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,031 Do you know that a cousin thrice removed of the president of Save the Black 279 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,119 has been investigated for stealing a scooter. 280 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:48,351 - His cousin? - YES! 281 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,154 His cousin? Do you realise what you're saying? 282 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:56,110 If you really want to do something, you do it. If you really want to save the world, you save it. 283 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,919 You can do something in your own small way but you do nothing. 284 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,152 - You're just a dissatisfied loser. - Me? 285 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,193 Your words are just farts, Giulio! 286 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,755 When will you be ready to take a dump? 287 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,150 Fine. 288 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,872 - What are you doing? - I am leaving. 289 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,517 Don't do this, tomorrow I am leaving 290 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,194 Who cares! 291 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,273 I am sorry. 292 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,109 I am sorry a penis! 293 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,754 Goodbye. 294 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,709 (woman) Honey, I am pregnant! We will have five fat twins. 295 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:43,277 (man) Great news! They will properly pollute the planet. 296 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,073 (man 2) Sir, this is not enough money to corrupt me. 297 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,760 (man 2) I want my stupid son as a Prime Minister. 298 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,351 (congressman) Not a problem, but you send me some hookers. 299 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,872 (congressman) I want hookers! 300 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,631 people steps on me, they hurt me. 301 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,239 302 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,194 303 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,996 I am bidimensional. 304 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:17,120 305 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,671 306 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:27,000 everyone against, everyone steps on me! 307 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,636 308 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,517 309 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:38,516 310 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,358 311 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:46,718 312 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,157 313 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,594 314 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,155 315 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,631 GAGGING 316 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,276 You're a dissatisfied loser 317 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,791 You always wanted to change the world but you will never do it. 318 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,071 You complain all the time. 319 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,000 Come with us. 320 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,075 Us who? 321 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:24,834 VOICES 322 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:30,719 We are the Salmons, an eco-sustainable organization 323 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,992 vegan-animalist zero impact, was was was was 324 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,554 We oppose the progress. 325 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,354 VOICES 326 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,473 We are fighting against the demolition of a park. 327 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,073 VOICES 328 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:48,240 He is Ermanno Flakesofplaster, professional conspirator. 329 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:51,194 Everyone has a microchip here! 330 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:55,633 She is Tutu, former dancer now violent pacifist. 331 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,598 Rodolfo Sadly, former soap opera actor. 332 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:07,153 My friend, sign to save this damned park. 333 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,830 He was well-know for his magnetic look. 334 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,474 - Who is he? (Rita) He's also part of our group. 335 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,832 � Ennio, also called The Worst. 336 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,760 (Giulio) The Worst? 337 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,473 Why do you keep him with you? 338 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,394 Because he helps us to make us feel better. 339 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,995 Right. 340 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,837 And my name is Rita Takeoffyour Shoes and I finance the group's activities. 341 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,031 Sign, and you will get this awesome pin 342 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,994 designed by Philip Strac, a dear friend of mine. 343 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,920 No, thank you. No big deal. 344 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,999 I appreciate it. 345 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,760 VOICES 346 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:53,715 - Excuse me, what should I sign for? - for the natural park in Cement Street! 347 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,520 Tomorrow works will start to be demolished. 348 00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:01,517 - Cement Street? - YES! That's ridiculous. 349 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,233 We're trying all what we can. 350 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,876 We even contacted Roberto Savehim but he never answered. 351 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,673 - Roberto Savehim? - YES. 352 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,314 - And he didn't answer? - He didn't. 353 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,395 I will help you. 354 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,875 Now let's go back to the park 355 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,994 where we left Giulio and his pink pigeon. 356 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:31,794 (Billboards) This neighbourhood will kick away all ugliness. 357 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,550 Therefore we choose a special supporter 358 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,639 a big champion, and a dear friend of mine. 359 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,191 Alessandro The Dimwit. 360 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,640 Hi, I am Alessandro The Dimwit. 361 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,753 I like too the Upcoming Beautiful. 362 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,949 We can't stop the future, we can't stop the progress. 363 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,879 And especially, we can't stop the new Beauty. 364 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,754 On the contrary, you can and you must stop it. 365 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,157 My name is Giulio Worm. This pink pigeon 366 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,796 lives in this parc and is a protected specie. 367 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,712 This bird has a right to live. 368 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:27,273 Thatsenough with the SUVs that pollute the air we breath! 369 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,438 (together) Thatsenough! - Thatsenough with the illegal developments! 370 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,596 (together) Thatsenough! 371 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,997 With the mobile phones that keep us constantly uselessly connected! 372 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,031 Thatsenough! 373 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,959 With the monosodium glutamate, with the lifts, with the dextrose! 374 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,230 Thatsenough! 375 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:44,593 and most of all Thatsenough to talent shows like MasterVip! 376 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,200 Thatsss 377 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,716 No 378 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,036 No, he's still alive. 379 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,791 Fly, fly in the air! 380 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,120 He's a moron. 381 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,836 WOMAN GASPING 382 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,910 (man) My legs can't make it anymore. 383 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,112 What happened? 384 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,352 Are you still upset with me? 385 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:37,118 I know you don't like Save the Black but for me they are important. 386 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,920 Is there anything I can do? 387 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,879 Do you want me to stay? 388 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,839 For the last time. If you want, I'll stay. 389 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:51,554 KISS 390 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,837 I'll call you as soon as I can. 391 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,670 DOOR SLAMMING 392 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,278 BELLRING 393 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,994 I knew you would not... 394 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,837 We know the truth, the church has always lied to you. 395 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,553 At the end of the world billions of people will die and you as well. 396 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,956 Giulio! 397 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,278 How do you know my name? 398 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,631 Giulio Worm, first desk on the right! 399 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,719 - Excuse me, who are you? - I am Alfonzo. 400 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,277 - Alfonzo Scribbles. Do you remember? - I don't. 401 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,231 - The one who wanted to be a usher. - The usher 402 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,200 I want to be a usher. 403 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,158 Yes, yes. 404 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,193 How many wasted classes. 405 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,677 What do you want from me? 406 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,391 I am not an usher, because people don't go out anymore. 407 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,115 I am a precarious, working here and there 408 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,478 - What about you? - None of your business! 409 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,712 Fine, come in. But I don't feel talking . 410 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,673 Where was I wrong, Alfonzo? 411 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,871 I've always said the right things. 412 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,720 Maybe sometime I exaggerate, I know. 413 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,754 Do some good, it's just what I want. 414 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,478 Everyone is always against me, can you believe that? 415 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:24,312 First my parents and now my girlfriend. 416 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,080 I live 417 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:31,639 in the torturous awareness of the shit that surrounds us all. 418 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,675 Nobody listens to me, nobody understands me. 419 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,191 - Nobody listens to me! - Excuse me, what did you say again? 420 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,594 What? 421 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,839 Alfonzo, I've been talking for one hour! 422 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,959 I was thinking about something else. Tell me everything. 423 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,960 I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore! 424 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,837 Giulio, don't do this.. 425 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,192 - Maybe I can help you. - How? 426 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,917 You know we use only 20% of our brain, right? 427 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:08,116 What is this? 428 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,674 What is this? 429 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,389 Shall I try? 430 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,954 I'll try, it can't get worse than this 431 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,517 With this one you will use only 2% of your brain 432 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,114 Two? 433 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,398 Two per cent? 434 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,279 I don't want it, I want to spit it out! 435 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,191 - Tell me something disgusting. - Rats! 436 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,233 - Sewer rats! - No, I love rats. 437 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,434 Tell me something else. 438 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:57,634 VOICES 439 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,280 It's good, isn't it? 440 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,877 I wanna fuck! 441 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:15,557 Wait, I must do something I've been holding for the last 30 years. 442 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,276 FARTS 443 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,754 DOORBELL 444 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,193 Who's that? 445 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,714 - Who's that? - Worm, what's all this noise? 446 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,994 INAUDIBLE VOICE 447 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,398 INAUDIBLE VOICE 448 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,239 INAUDIBLE VOUCE 449 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,720 What are you doing? Did you break the drainage? 450 00:28:59,080 --> 00:28:59,957 I didn't. 451 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,470 (mumbling) I've been really sick. 452 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,556 I can't understand you 453 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,876 I could not handle Kevin's ban 454 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,515 from MasterVip. - Are you taking the mickey of me? 455 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,438 You don't watch MasterVip. 456 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,794 He ordered some white wine in the private room! Unbelievable 457 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,717 I know. He's so stupid. Did you see him? 458 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,556 Sure! Did you see Tatiana? 459 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,990 - Her breast implant popped. - Poor girl! 460 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,680 She cried so much when it popped! Bum! 461 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,314 Bum! 462 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,000 I was talking about that with my girlfriends at the beauty centre. 463 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,238 All those implants popping out! 464 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,239 - Did you see Michael's pack? - Do you think is real? 465 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,879 Down there it's all fake, It's all pumped up! 466 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,514 I had no idea. 467 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,031 Worm, I need that money for the satellite dish 468 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,992 Were your parents thiefs? 469 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,550 They stole two stars and put them in your eyes 470 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,955 They stole two melons and put them in your boob 471 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,713 You make me blush. 472 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,196 - Did you buy a new bed? - I did. 473 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,638 Can I help you to put it together? 474 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,675 Done? 475 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,159 Can I get a puff? 476 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,435 BURP 477 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,236 Honey, we didn't use protection. 478 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,153 What the fuck do I care! 479 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,830 W're 7 billion people, one more, one less, who cares 480 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,630 Where are you going? 481 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,475 No, that's my favourite fleece! 482 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,479 We are inside the truth 483 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,837 Giulio you live here too? 484 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,594 Alfonzo Scribbles! 485 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,157 You changed my life, let me kiss you! 486 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,159 Feel like grabbing something to eat? 487 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,590 Let's go, take the LIFT! 488 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,111 After you, madam. 489 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,872 (Giulio) What the fuck do I care! 490 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,279 You know the only think of the pig you throw away? 491 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,710 No, which one? 492 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,194 The bread! 493 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,557 VOICES 494 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,717 I'll kill your head! 495 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,880 Speaking about pigs 496 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,159 Where can I find sows? 497 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,029 In the pigsty 498 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,069 I mean sluts 499 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,754 You go to the Just Caviar, nice place. 500 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,394 It's expensive though. 501 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,237 Remember the money I lent you yesterday and all the days before? 502 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,760 Giulio, is it really you? 503 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,391 - I do remember, thank you for that. - That was a mistake. 504 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,838 Don't, what are you doing?! 505 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,554 - What are you doing? - What? 506 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,236 - Fine - I will punch you! 507 00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,589 I am sorry. 508 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:53,880 - Let's go. - Give me a password at least! 509 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,231 DISCO MUSIC 510 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,191 - How many people? - Two. - Go ahead. 511 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,437 You go in, you go home. 512 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,631 Can't we go in now? 513 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,071 No, you must be in the list or must be famous 514 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,078 like a footballplayer. 515 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,030 Watch TV, Watch the football match! 516 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,915 Excuse me. 517 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,596 I am 518 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,436 Gullit. 519 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,713 - I didn't understand. Who are you? - Gullit. 520 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,350 No way! 521 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,517 - You are Ruud Gullit? - Correct. 522 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,836 Sei il mio idol let's make a selfie! 523 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,476 What a cult! Please, have a good time. 524 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,037 - Take this. - Thanks. 525 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,355 He's my friend. 526 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,711 (bouncer) Go Milan! - Suck it! 527 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,837 (girl) Who is he? - � Gullit, Golden Ball 1987! 528 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,039 (girl) great Gullit! 529 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,629 - Gullit! - Ol�! I wanna fuck! 530 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,677 (bodyguard) Guys, get up. 531 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,280 This table is booked. 532 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,836 What the fuck are you talking about? I paid 5.000 euro! 533 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,998 You must leave it for last minute VIPs. 534 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,636 Unbelievable! 535 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,431 Guys, he's Gullit! 536 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,914 Correct. 537 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,191 VOICES 538 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,152 Get lost! 539 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,873 go go 540 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,356 No, you stay. 541 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,958 Wanna fuck? 542 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,751 - Wanna fuck? - Something to drink? 543 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,191 - White wine. - No, that's for losers. 544 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,551 DON PERIGNONE for everyone! 545 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,240 DISCO MUSIC 546 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,840 I'll get fuck! 547 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,471 (girl) You smell like a pig. 548 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,632 And who are you? 549 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,919 I am Maradona. 550 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,316 What the fuck are you saying! Do you think I am stupid? 551 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,033 Look at this! 552 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,039 Enough, this is occupation of PUBIC land. 553 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,273 Ruud! Gullit! 554 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,393 Yes, I am Gullit. What's up? 555 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,679 May I introduce you a colleague, Alessandro The Dimwit. 556 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,990 Champion of our days! 557 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:35,792 You are not Ruud Gullit. I recognised you. 558 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,511 You are Giulio Worm. 559 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,996 You are a loser. 560 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:45,399 I am not Gullit? How do you dare? 561 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,830 - Change. - Simulation. Bozo! 562 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,600 - Change. - Ale! 563 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,513 What the fuck are you doing? 564 00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,275 Get this go guys ! 565 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,669 SMASHED GLASS AND SHOUTING 566 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,396 Come with me 567 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,759 Tonight I am having so much fun! 568 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,599 - Thanks to you, my dear friend. - I am having fun too. 569 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:35,191 - I even met Gullit! - I am Gullit. 570 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,599 How did you manage to get the bouncer's car? 571 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:43,077 I got a great idea, I asked him to lend it to me. 572 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,431 - And what did he say? - He agreed. 573 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,597 You're so cool! 574 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,271 (Giulio) I am the king of the sidewalk! 575 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,196 I had never driven an off-road car before. 576 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,789 - an off-road car? - Yes. 577 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,958 Why are you on the road then? 578 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,198 - What the fuck do I care! - Watch out! 579 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,154 CRASH 580 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,070 (Giulio) What the fuck? 581 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,795 Car is broken. 582 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,551 They gave me a broken car. It's a wreck. 583 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,152 What shall we do know? 584 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,792 Cool! 585 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,272 I want a bulldozer! 586 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,273 I wanna fuck! 587 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:55,156 (Giulio) I'll destroy everything! Tear down trees! 588 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,034 What the penis is this? 589 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,435 What is this? 590 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,799 No No! 591 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,195 No. 592 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,840 My god. 593 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,600 Kyoto. 594 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:43,950 Kyoto 595 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,358 What did they do to you? 596 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,433 Who did this to you? 597 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,077 Die, you dirty beast! 598 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,278 Rest in peace, rest in peace. 599 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,593 Wake up. 600 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,076 Ehi! 601 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,792 - What did he gave to me? - Giulio, my friend! 602 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,513 Friend my penis! 603 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,960 What did he gave to me? Did he drugged me with drug? 604 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,230 He drugged me! 605 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,920 Don't do this. We had so much fun. 606 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,032 You are a junk. 607 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:35,189 He wanted me to become a junk! 608 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,880 Get out of this flat. 609 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,674 Reach the exit immediately. 610 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,757 RINGBELL 611 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,440 And now, who's there? 612 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,070 DOORBELL 613 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,193 Hi, I bought a new night table. Would you help me to put me together? 614 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:02,549 Miss, I am very sorry about what happened yesterday. 615 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:06,230 I am really embarassed, I wasn't myself. 616 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,195 - Somebody drugged me. - Giulio, don't treat me like this 617 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,437 He drugged me. 618 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,550 (Alfonzo) Let's get together. 619 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,639 Tonight I can't, I'll have to work in Unusual Way 620 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,434 Let's get together? I will kill you, you drugged me! 621 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,596 Get lost! 622 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,150 The park! 623 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:29,069 - Can you help me? - My sciatic nerve is inflamed. 624 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,271 The Gipsies did it for sure. 625 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,840 Stop saying the Gipsies are guilty. 626 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,197 The Gipsies are innocent. 627 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,915 It was me. 628 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,272 I'll turn myself in. 629 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,956 - Who was that? - Probably a Gipsy. 630 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,636 Last night some vandals destroyed the park in Cement Street. 631 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:27,198 On the site there was a car belonging to the bouncer of a well-known disco. 632 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,478 It wasn't me, it's Gullit's fault! 633 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,560 This act of vandalism, however, brought to the light a sad reality. 634 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,400 The park was meant to be demolished 635 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:42,794 in place of an eliterian neiighbourhood, the Upcoming Beautiful. 636 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,355 (journalist) Public opinion is rising up. 637 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,712 Many citizens are defending the park. 638 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,160 I had no idea what was going on. 639 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,240 Now that the TV is talking about it, I would fight my life for the park. 640 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:59,116 Before I didn't care about the park. 641 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:03,839 But now that it has been vadalized I do care a lot! 642 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:09,759 (journalist) The demolishment has been interrupted and now they are looking for the criminals. 643 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,957 (crowd) We want the park, we want the park! 644 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:26,074 (crow) No Upcoming Beautiful, no Upcoming Beautiful! 645 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,193 (Flakesofplaster) That's amazing, they managed to get some attention 646 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,755 and awake some social awareness. 647 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,238 (Rita) Probably they're eco-terrorists. Professionals. 648 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,394 I did it. 649 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,232 HONKING 650 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,799 - Why are you driving the wrong way? - We are the Salmons. 651 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,196 We always go the wrong way. 652 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,715 HONKING 653 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,354 We'll get killed! 654 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,719 - Where are you bringing me? - To our super secret headquarters. 655 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,516 Where we'll be left in peace. 656 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,550 (Rita) Today 657 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,878 our leader 658 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,233 showed us the light, he taught us a great lesson. 659 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:36,951 Giulio Worm! 660 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,119 Thanks. What 661 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,519 (together) Where? 662 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,153 I found 663 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,714 the force 664 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,114 within myself. 665 00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:01,110 I realized that in order to save something 666 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,079 one has to destroy it first. 667 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,550 (together) Genius! 668 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,034 SNORING 669 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,435 That what I always said. 670 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:10,834 One must first to dig shit in order to find gold. 671 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,429 (Salmons, together) YES! 672 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,313 What next? 673 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,791 What next? 674 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,720 SILENCED SHOUTING 675 00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:26,960 Let's share our cove with a group of wannabe terrorists. 676 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,758 What next? 677 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,792 Do you have any water? II kamikaze has forged ahead the fire. 678 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,710 - What do you mean? - He lit himself on fire too early 679 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,634 Water, quick! Somebody 680 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,271 Water, well said! 681 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,080 Water will be our next gol. 682 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,070 KAMIKAZE LAST BREATH 683 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,760 Nevermind, we don't need it anymore. 684 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,038 Water is the most important good. 685 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,753 We must pollute water. 686 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,520 We must throw waste into the water. 687 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,872 Careful. I hope you're joking. 688 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,795 Giulio, we must destroy things in order to make their real value appreciated 689 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,434 You said it! 690 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,789 Yes, Giulio! 691 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,755 Now that you are finally changing the world. 692 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,997 - Isn't that so? - Isn't that so? 693 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,036 Isn't that so? 694 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,631 Yes, actually, it is. 695 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:26,470 Thatsenough! 696 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:31,516 (together) Thatsenough, thatsenough! 697 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,111 - Can we take turns? - Sure. 698 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:52,231 Well done! The mirror is the most important tool for a body builder. 699 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,514 Snow Coat, I am at a crossroads 700 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,277 I don't know which way to go. 701 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,318 Giulio, follow your diaphragm. 702 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,711 I saw a dark light. 703 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,473 I don't know if I should follow it or not. 704 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,720 Remember. 705 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:26,792 Easier said than done Evil is in the middle. 706 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,590 (Pippo) Did you watch the news? 707 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,038 Parks are important! 708 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,880 If I should not work, today I would protest. 709 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,320 (Pippo) Me too. 710 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,311 And water pollution? What do you think about it? 711 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,394 We don't care about water. I waste it all day long 712 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,591 There's is PLENTLOT of water 713 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,910 What did you bring to pollute water? I broght my jewelry. 714 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,637 I brought my comics collection 715 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,116 I brought all my awards 716 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:22,993 I brought my granny! 717 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,914 Good evening. 718 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:36,314 I brought 12 tons of waste. 719 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:42,199 (together) Worm! Worm! Worm! 720 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,471 Let's change the history of pollution! 721 00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,557 (together) YES! 722 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,799 You're just the opposite of my grandson. 723 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:54,392 CHEERING 724 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,712 Tonight I can't, I have to work, in Unsual Way. 725 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,079 Excuse me. 726 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:19,909 I'll be back. 727 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:35,036 Madam, you dropped your wallet. 728 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,069 In Unusual Way, I'll give it back to you. 729 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,590 Thanks thief, I knew you would do that. 730 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,994 (thief) I am going to rob! 731 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,270 Excuse me. 732 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,079 I am looking for 733 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,119 Alfonzo, is that you? 734 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,914 Hi sweetie, can't you see I am working? 735 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:06,190 What are you doing? 736 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,070 We are reading a book in Unusual Way. 737 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:15,314 First of all I wanted to apologize to kick you out of my house. 738 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:20,476 Second I wanted to ask you if you could give me more of those pills. 739 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,075 Fine. 740 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,838 Take this sweetie. Now you go, I have to work. 741 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:28,630 Thanks, Alfonzo. You're so beautiful! 742 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,794 bye, bye. 743 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,560 That was quick. 744 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,994 I wanna fuck! 745 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:07,239 - Follow your breast muscles, Giulio! - Yes! I wanna fuck! 746 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,394 All inside! 747 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,875 Last night I met a slut o on Facebook. 748 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,232 I brought her in my SUV and I kicked it in! 749 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,157 A signature to have Keving be back at MasterVip! 750 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,800 Your signature! 751 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,231 VOICES 752 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,878 MasterVip is important! 753 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,198 (Alfonzo) Where did you get the money to buy a car? 754 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,313 What the fuck do I care! At the Lethal Bank. 755 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,079 The veinings! 756 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,079 SIGNAL OF GREEN LINE 757 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,720 Madam, we finished the door. 758 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,470 (voicemail) Here Worm family. right now we can't answer. 759 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,240 We are probably busy saving the planet. 760 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,950 Leave a message after the call of the cerulean warbler. 761 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,197 CALL OF THE CERULEAN WARBLER 762 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,800 Hi Giulio. 763 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:37,112 "Don't feel down about what happened". 764 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,837 "Together we'll find a solution". 765 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,318 And buy a mobile phone, even here they have it! 766 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,911 White wine? No! 767 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,679 Call me. 768 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,959 I miss you. 769 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,234 Would you like to fuck me? 770 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,192 Darling! 771 00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,675 TV is important . 772 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:29,110 WEDDING MARCH 773 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,559 (Giulio) Rotation. 774 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,234 I'll split you in 2! 775 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:40,313 I'll kill your head! 776 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,355 Honey, we look amazing. 777 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,393 What the fuck do I care! There's the final monster. 778 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:51,269 You promised to look at the pics together. Enough with this playing videos! 779 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,357 You switched to the wrong channel. 780 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,793 (TV) "More and more discomforts due to water pollution. 781 00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,755 Today a tramp, while drinking from of a public fontain 782 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:03,714 has ingested three batteries that came out of the pipes. 783 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,633 The homeless man is now in a coma". 784 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,753 Several cases of poisoning in water pollution 785 00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,837 are shocking the all town. 786 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:15,000 - Alfonzo, do you have more pills? - I'll kill you. I'll kill you. 787 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,077 ..The issue about the park is now being neglected. 788 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,475 INCOMPREHENSIBLE VOICES 789 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:25,470 I don't care about the park. Water is important! 790 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,150 Despite the disagreement of the renown writer Roberto Savehim 791 00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,840 today the park will start to be demolished 792 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,111 for the development of the Upcoming Beautiful. 793 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:39,599 NON AUDIBLE VOICES 794 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,112 You have a lover, I know that. Who's she? Why we don't talk anymore ? 795 00:54:55,240 --> 00:54:57,277 Why you don't listen to me anymore? Giulio! 796 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,869 That'senough really! 797 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,076 I defeated the final monster! 798 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,756 (together) The first rule of the Thatsenough is 799 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,236 not talk about the Thatsenough. 800 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:31,196 The second rule of the Thatsenough is: until there is Worse there is Hope. 801 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:33,836 The third rule of the Thatsenough is 802 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,072 - Our leader! - There! 803 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:38,390 There! 804 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,393 Good lord, what a nasty person. 805 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,716 Giulio, did they put a microchip in you? 806 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,119 You have been corrupted by the power. 807 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,435 You are low! 808 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,751 Guys, I've been through hard time. 809 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,759 I am back to guide you to the good. 810 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,440 You have grown in number and I am happy about it. 811 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,478 The more we are the more we are. 812 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:06,392 We are planning the next action of pacifist ecoterrorism. 813 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,233 We will pollute the air! 814 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,114 Even more? 815 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:14,916 Yes! We'll put poisonous phials inside pigeons. 816 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,759 (Rita) Right, phials inside pigeons! 817 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,952 (together) Yes, Yes, Yes 818 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,958 UNDISTINCT VOICES 819 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,311 Guys, listen to me. 820 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:28,389 Our action on the water has taken away people's attention on the park. 821 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,113 Now nobody cares about it. 822 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:33,597 You said we need to dig shit in order to find gold. 823 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,234 Right, but shit stinks! 824 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,720 Stay grounded! 825 00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:44,431 Also, the lives of some people are in danger because of what we did. 826 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,910 We must act legally if we want to change things. 827 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,716 Legally! We don't like that! 828 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:54,436 INDISTINCT VOICES 829 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,994 Go! 830 00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:59,358 We must find a way to let our voices be heard 831 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,917 to influence once and for all the public opinion 832 00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,397 I don't know how I can help, I can't think of anything. 833 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,314 We know that, The Worst. 834 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,120 This is the answer from Roberto Savehim. 835 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:24,233 He wants to meet us, he cares for the park. 836 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,355 When? Is it not too late? 837 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,759 No, it isnt't. 838 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:35,718 Tomorrow he will be Milan for an interview from 8:45 to 8:47. 839 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,752 He can give us 45 seconds in the lift. 840 00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:46,078 (together) Roberto Savehim, Roberto Savehim! 841 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,477 He's not Roberto Savehim! 842 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,195 Ladies and gentlemen 843 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:12,633 you're about to assist to an extraordinary show. 844 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,035 What is he doing? 845 00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,639 Just using 846 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,950 the HANDSLEEVES. 847 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,111 That's � Roberto Savehim. 848 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:32,720 Bravo! 849 00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,273 Okay, he's clean. 850 00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,558 Only one of you can come in. 851 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,435 - Shall I go? - No, The Worst, not you! 852 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,036 Here I am, my name's sono Giulio Worm. 853 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,594 Let's go! 854 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,952 - Fuck is good, right? - yes, fuck is good! 855 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,634 Suck it! 856 00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:27,317 Giulio, what did you do! What did you tell him? 857 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:30,109 What did you tell him? 858 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,156 I didn't take the pill! 859 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,274 - Giulio Worm? - That's me. 860 00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,199 You passed yourself for Gullit 861 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,992 you demolished a park and polluted the water of Milan. 862 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,914 Yes, I did it. Arrest me, I deserve it. 863 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:48,830 Congratulation! 864 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,237 You have been chosen as the new participant in MasterVip. 865 00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:55,555 - MasterVip? - You will replace Kevin. 866 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,360 Sign here. 867 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:01,515 MasterVip? 868 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,317 What the penis.. 869 01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:09,720 What the fuck do I care, I will be in TV! 870 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,638 I can sign 50 more times! 871 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,399 54! 872 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,470 Taxi! 873 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,277 SUSPENCE MUSIC 874 01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:31,956 Where are you going, miss? 875 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,190 - COWARD STREET 31. - I know where it is. 876 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,990 A friend of mine lives there we often go to get hookers. 877 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:52,751 - Here it is. - This is where my friend Giulio leaves. 878 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:56,875 I was the best man at his wedding 879 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:58,595 Giulio who? 880 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,757 Giulio Worm. 881 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,154 SUSPENCE MUSIC 882 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,913 Do you like cassata? 883 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,311 - Sharon? - Any sugar? 884 01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,718 (Sharon) Two spoons for you. 885 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,233 Why is your house inside my house? 886 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,400 Nice, isn't it? 887 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,039 - Where is Giulio? - You mean my husband? 888 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:38,912 I don't know, he's always somewhere around. He never tells me where he goes. 889 01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:42,636 What are you doing here? I thought you ran away with a Sherichk? 890 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:47,394 You hurt Giulio him so much! 891 01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,240 - He told you that? - Why, isn't that true? 892 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:52,151 That's not true. 893 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:56,559 He's always joking, he's so funny. 894 01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,634 He never joked with me. 895 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,673 Since you left he has evolved. 896 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,031 � he's a real phenomenon. 897 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,956 � is this a candid camera? 898 01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,551 Are we on "Let's Prank with Franca"? 899 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,719 I've been away just two weeks. 900 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,797 What the fuck has happened 901 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,520 My god. 902 01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,955 Holy cow, she properly fainted! 903 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:27,950 TV NOISE 904 01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,037 Sweetie, fortunately you wake up. 905 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,914 Just in time for the semi-final of MasterVip. 906 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:40,395 (TV) Two of them are left, but they don't know 907 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:44,912 that another participant is taking Kevin's place. 908 01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:47,960 Hi. I am Giulio Worm, I am a solarium person. 909 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:49,474 What the fuck is he doing there? 910 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:50,954 I like to have fun. 911 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:54,591 I hate ipocrisy, fur on the groin 912 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:59,039 and people who tells you one thing in your face and another in your butt. 913 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:02,312 My values are family, 914 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,669 prostitution, 915 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,440 money and soda. 916 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,040 Soda! 917 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:11,319 A kiss to my wife Sharon, I love her so much. 918 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,400 Ladies and Gentlemen 919 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,876 Giulio WORM! 920 01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,760 APPLAUSES 921 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:22,153 "Giulio you can compete in MasterVip 922 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:26,479 and win a permanent position in the showbusiness". 923 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:33,590 �The judges that will help the Master will be, as usual, 924 01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,872 Alessandro The Dimwit, renown football player and Grace Shampoo, editorial director of the gossip magazine Whoever. 925 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:46,193 Now be ready for the test the nose in the air. 926 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:50,030 "Let's welcome the most vip man on earth". 927 01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:52,277 "Giancarlo Billboards!" 928 01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:27,594 You are still here because I saw something in each of you. 929 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:32,670 But until you win, you're still potential losers. 930 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,756 Let's start with the first test. 931 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:40,197 Inside the private room the participants will have to handle 932 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:43,757 5 pure grams of Colombian cocoaine. 933 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,838 Jessica 934 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:49,112 is waiting to share with them the precious white powder". 935 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:53,877 The will have 20 seconds to cut it cooly and conquer the prey. 936 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:00,319 What are you doing? 937 01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:04,036 Are you cutting it with a prepaid card? I can't sniff it like that. 938 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,389 Loser! 939 01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:20,316 I am sorry. 940 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:23,399 Do think I will ever sniff it with a 10 Euro banknote? 941 01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:24,715 What a trump. 942 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:48,751 Did he sniff it all? What an asshole! 943 01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,998 This is not an asshole! 944 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,832 - Slut! - Yes. 945 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:21,117 - Giulio, come here. - Yes, Master. 946 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,717 Tonight you were the best. You're in the final! 947 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:27,912 APPLAUSES 948 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,475 Thank you, Master. 949 01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,433 By winning the semi-final 950 01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:39,032 you can ask to somebody that can help you in tomorrow's final. 951 01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,038 Think of somebody. 952 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,151 Giammaicol, come here. 953 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,755 The temperature at next stop ma is 20 Centigrees 954 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,998 The itinerary looks smooth. 955 01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:58,234 We'll go through obstructions and red lights. 956 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:03,550 (driver) We'll leave as soon this episode of Mastervip will end. 957 01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,795 REPEATING ANNOUNCEMENT IN BROKEN ENGLISH 958 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:10,952 Get out of MasterVip! 959 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,480 Giulio, did you decide who will help you? 960 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:21,195 Yes, it will be Alfonzo. 961 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:25,116 - Alfonzo Scribbles. - That's me! 962 01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:27,590 I am Alfonzo! That's me! 963 01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,396 You don't know who I will be! 964 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,390 Let's take a shot! 965 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,195 I have to go, my friend is waiting for me. 966 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,755 (passengers, together) Bravo! 967 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,079 Why didn't he choose me? 968 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:49,715 I don't understand. � another person, unbelievable. 969 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,391 I asked myself too the first time he was flirting 970 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:56,911 He was acting weird. He told me he was taking a pill. 971 01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,357 - A pill? - Yes, a pill. 972 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,837 � drugged, he's with you because he's been drugged. 973 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,758 How do you dare? 974 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:08,510 - Who gave it to him? - Alfonzo, that stupid friend of his. 975 01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,558 The one he chose instead of me. 976 01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,911 - And who is? - Alfonzo! 977 01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,316 He was the best man at our wedding. 978 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:18,359 - The one with that stupid face. - The taxi driver! 979 01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:19,755 I can't tell if he drives a taxi. 980 01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:20,916 WHINING 981 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:22,838 Excuse me, I got an SMS. 982 01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:32,277 "Hi! You are invited as special guest 983 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,631 to the final episode of MasterVip". 984 01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:36,240 I can't believe it! 985 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,112 What shall I wear? I ask my girlfriends. 986 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,232 - You must bring me with you - No way. 987 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:43,310 Sharon. 988 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:46,560 We must find out who is the real Giulio Worm. 989 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,276 Yours or mine. 990 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:58,357 (singing) I am in the final, I am in the final! 991 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:09,874 What the penis are you doing? 992 01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,395 The pill is having some effect on you even if you don't take it. 993 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:17,560 You are addicted. You must call a medical doctor. 994 01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:22,357 No way! I am fine. 995 01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:26,156 I am in the final, tomorrow I will be a VIPPO. 996 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,997 Don't break my balls! 997 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:41,316 This time I'll become famous too, I feel it. 998 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,879 (Sharon) Are you serious? - I am. 999 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,753 (Franca) Are you sure? - I am. 1000 01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:47,109 Can we trust you? 1001 01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:48,356 You can. 1002 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:50,833 Then it means that... 1003 01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:55,599 Good evening. 1004 01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:59,672 Are you Alfonzo Scribbles, the persone that Worm wants with him? 1005 01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:00,836 That's me. 1006 01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:03,755 The lady should be the special guest. 1007 01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:06,680 - Yes, I am his wife - And I am his fiancee. 1008 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,359 (assistant) A fiancee. 1009 01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:10,593 That's interesting. 1010 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,230 (TV) They were 10, now 2 are left. 1011 01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:17,114 "Only one of them will become the real MasterVip". 1012 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,160 "They will compete in the most difficult test". 1013 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,954 "They will have to abandon their past". 1014 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,273 Mirko, come. 1015 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:26,635 Yes, Master. 1016 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,237 In order to become a real MasterVip 1017 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,398 you will need to deprive yourself of your past as a loser. 1018 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,519 You have to tell to fuck off the person you care mostly, 1019 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:37,950 in your case, your mum. 1020 01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:39,914 No problem. 1021 01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,189 Mirko. 1022 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:46,470 You are so gorgeous under the lights! 1023 01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:50,197 You never call me. Aunt Maria bought a new donkey. 1024 01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,789 Mamma, leave me alone, I am becoming a vip. 1025 01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:56,717 I brought this just for you, you should eat il all. 1026 01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:59,077 It's the parmigiana of fat eggplants. 1027 01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:02,432 I put some bacon, smoked cheese 1028 01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:06,640 mozzarella, egg bites, a few little meatballs 1029 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:10,310 - I even put some omelets - Mummy, I missed you! 1030 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,395 (Billboards, in english) Good Heaven! 1031 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,514 Well done, honey. 1032 01:12:15,640 --> 01:12:19,077 CONFUSED VOICES 1033 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:23,873 Giulio, come here. 1034 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,798 Yes, Master. 1035 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:31,953 You too will have to delete your past and tell to fuck off to your best friend, 1036 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,920 the same one you thought would help you. 1037 01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:38,152 It was a trick so you would call a person you loved. 1038 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:42,318 First you will have to leave your wife Sharon. 1039 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,955 On that table there are the divorce papers. 1040 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,156 Sign them. 1041 01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:47,910 (Sharon) Don't do it! 1042 01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:49,310 Excuse me. 1043 01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,918 Darling, don't sign, these people are stupid. 1044 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:55,317 Forgive me, I am a fan of yours. 1045 01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:58,080 Nice to meet you, Sharon. You are awesome ALIVE! 1046 01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:00,078 I love your accessories. 1047 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,829 You can't leave your wife for a TV show! 1048 01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:04,030 Sharon, I am leaving you. 1049 01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:08,393 I am a SEX SINGLE and I can't live with you. Look! 1050 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:10,075 Giulio Worm. 1051 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,272 You know what I do with this? 1052 01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:16,392 I am throwing it away! 1053 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,150 APPLAUSES 1054 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:23,480 What the fuck do I care! 1055 01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:29,115 Giulio, don't leave me, let me stay with you. 1056 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:31,277 We can be vip together. 1057 01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,874 JURIST! 1058 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:37,278 How could I ever leave my dearest friend? 1059 01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:39,552 If I am here it's because of him. 1060 01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:41,760 I hate him! 1061 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,794 You ruined my life by giving me that pill 1062 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:49,114 What pill? 1063 01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,351 Everyone should know it. 1064 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:54,870 This man drugged me 1065 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,198 wit a pill that activates only 2% of your brain. 1066 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,156 Alfonzo, you are not my friend. You are just 1067 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:03,680 my DRUGGER! 1068 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:07,396 He's just my DRUGGER. Now leave me alone! 1069 01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:10,035 You gave me the chance to participate to this amazing show 1070 01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:12,955 and I am winning! 1071 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:22,233 Bravo, Giulio. You tell to fuck off even to your best friend. 1072 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:24,633 There is still one test. 1073 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:29,635 Another dear person, your ex-girlfriend Franca. 1074 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:34,479 You must get rid of her as well in order to become a real MasterVip. 1075 01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:36,710 Hi, Giulio. 1076 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:39,796 - Do you recognize me? - I do. 1077 01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,195 How are you? 1078 01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:45,553 I am very well and I feel even better when I will tell you to fuck off. 1079 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:48,917 If you want to repudiate me, that's OK. 1080 01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:54,193 Knowing that you are finally happy, even though you are a different person 1081 01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:55,640 Do you like it? 1082 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,274 to me it's a Liberation. 1083 01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:59,873 I love you. 1084 01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:02,197 Evidently I was the one who was blocking you. 1085 01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:04,277 Evidently, evidently 1086 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:08,155 Franca, I am sick, I am drugged. 1087 01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:10,950 Alfonzo drugged me. 1088 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:14,632 Call a doctor, we need to know what kind of drug is. 1089 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,036 Giulio, the drug has nothing to do with it. 1090 01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,197 Alfonzo explained me everything. 1091 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,557 The pill does not exist. 1092 01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:25,234 It was your imagination. 1093 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:28,390 What the penis are you talking about? 1094 01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:32,913 When you left, he rang the bell, he was a Jehovah Witness 1095 01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:36,078 He gave me the pill. Alfonzo! 1096 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,596 Alfonzo! Where is he? 1097 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,633 Tell her! Tell her that you drugged me. 1098 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:42,910 Giulio, that's not true 1099 01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:46,829 You slammed the door, you didn't let me in. 1100 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:48,476 What... 1101 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:49,750 And what about that time 1102 01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:52,475 in Unusual Way, where you worked? 1103 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:56,560 You gave the package, you were a trans. 1104 01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:00,591 I drive the tram, I am not a trans. 1105 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:13,113 OK, come in. But I don't feel talking that much 1106 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,631 I will try, it can't go worse than this. 1107 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,036 I wanna fuck! 1108 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,953 You were quick. 1109 01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,360 WHINING 1110 01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:36,153 What's happening to him? 1111 01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:50,394 People who participate to this talent show 1112 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:53,480 believe they can become important, but that's not true. 1113 01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:55,076 Because 1114 01:16:55,960 --> 01:17:00,000 with all these media bombing nobody knows what the truth is anymore 1115 01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:04,354 Ecology is important as far as TV talks about it 1116 01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:08,832 We watch TV and we want to be part of it. 1117 01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:10,792 Everyone wants to be in the showbusiness. 1118 01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:14,960 But what's left after the showbusiness? 1119 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,839 Do you ever think about it? 1120 01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,517 Just garbage! 1121 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:22,393 Just garbage 1122 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:24,629 Garbage. 1123 01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:40,272 This act of sincerity was amazing. 1124 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:44,791 Giulio Worm, you are a MasterVip! 1125 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:54,916 Bravo, bravo. 1126 01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:08,357 - Mum - Our son is famous. 1127 01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:13,116 - I am touched! - Son! 1128 01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:15,959 Dad, mum! 1129 01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:18,470 I am the TV! 1130 01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:55,792 ALARM CLOCK 1131 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:58,432 ALARM CLOCK 1132 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,631 ALARM CLOCK 1133 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:03,315 Stop it! 1134 01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:07,514 Mine always works in the morning. 1135 01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,472 BUZZ 1136 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,240 The head physician is here. 1137 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:19,196 - Head physician, how is it going? - A little bit of cough, just a little bit. 1138 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,436 Not you, Giulio! 1139 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:21,710 Ah, you mean him? 1140 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:25,076 I have two news. 1141 01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:29,074 A good one and a bad one. 1142 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,516 Tell us the bad one first. 1143 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:37,677 The bad one is that unfortunately 1144 01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:42,151 we don't know when he will recover. 1145 01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:45,591 It can happen in a second, tac! One second, two seconds, tac! 1146 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,758 It can happen on a month, a year, a century 1147 01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:52,393 We don't know, we don't know. 1148 01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,352 And the good one? 1149 01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:58,240 The good one? 1150 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:05,120 I won 5.000 euro to the Scratch and Win. 1151 01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:09,149 - Congratulations, head physician. - Congratulations. 1152 01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:11,280 (head physicians) I must go now. 1153 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,869 I let the psychologist speak. 1154 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,798 He will give you all the details. 1155 01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:23,954 VOICES 1156 01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:29,478 Right now in his head there's a tough fight. 1157 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:33,959 (Tough, tough, tough) 1158 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:40,071 DISCO MUSIC 1159 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:52,830 LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC 1160 01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:06,034 What happened to him? 1161 01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:10,839 As a child Giulio created his own social awareness 1162 01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:13,156 as an answer to the ignorance of his parents 1163 01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:14,919 who preferred watching TV rather than playing with him. 1164 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:16,440 Good Lord! 1165 01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:17,880 As the time went by 1166 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,196 he developed a dormant bipolarity. 1167 01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:23,151 Until he met Alfonzo 1168 01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:24,873 I want to be an usher. 1169 01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:27,799 ..Something snapped inside of him. 1170 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:29,274 He invented that pill 1171 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:34,270 to justify that attitude of the average italian that he wanted so much to take on. 1172 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:37,470 Done? 1173 01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:41,954 Who better than a stupid old friend that could give him that pill? 1174 01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:46,597 On one side an extreme altruist, on the other somebody who doesn't give a damn, 1175 01:21:46,720 --> 01:21:48,439 a bold man against a hippie 1176 01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:52,554 DISCO MUSIC 1177 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:06,794 LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC 1178 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,434 Good Lord! 1179 01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:22,717 Giulio! How are you? 1180 01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:25,157 Honey, do you still want a divorce? 1181 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:28,233 Giulio, did you sleep well? 1182 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:31,516 I must pee. 1183 01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:36,278 - Can you go with me? - I will. 1184 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:42,112 VOICES 1185 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:49,917 ALARM CLOCK 1186 01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:53,915 (journalist) Watch out, the trump is awaking too! 1187 01:22:56,840 --> 01:23:00,311 - We must go to the park. - We can take my taxi. 1188 01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:03,030 - Do you have a taxi? - I do. 1189 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:06,678 - Let's go. - No, first you have to call me. 1190 01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:08,515 - How? - You have to. 1191 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:12,270 - Give me your mobile phone. - 3 6 1 4 1192 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:14,677 No, your mobile phone, give it to me. 1193 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:24,390 Taxi, tell me. 1194 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:28,400 Good morning. I need a taxi in front of Saint Loop Hospital 1195 01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:29,715 One moment please. 1196 01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:34,191 - Idiot 81 in four second. - Okay, thanks. 1197 01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,679 - Did you call me? - Yes, I did. 1198 01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:46,713 - Are you the winner of MasterVip? - Alfonzo, it's me, Giulio! 1199 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,991 How cool! 1200 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:51,956 Go. 1201 01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:56,154 - Where to? - The park, Cement Street 81. 1202 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,680 Fine! 1203 01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:14,232 To the park! 1204 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,557 Non disappoint yourself, Giulio. 1205 01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:26,319 I am your friend. 1206 01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:30,120 All what is shaved off 1207 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:31,913 will grow stronger again. 1208 01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,439 Who said that? 1209 01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,393 My beautician. 1210 01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,393 � very good. 1211 01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:40,994 Thanks, Alfonzo! Thanks. 1212 01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:43,680 Thanks! I am your friend too. 1213 01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:46,915 We must talk with Billboards 1214 01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:55,555 We could get in pretending we work for the furnace maintenance 1215 01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:59,639 You, Rodolfo, you could use your acting skills. 1216 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:02,320 My friend, I have no time to lose, get it? 1217 01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:06,630 We called us for to repair that damned furnace. 1218 01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:08,877 We don't believe you at all. 1219 01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:13,276 They won't believe you but you'll use your magnetic look. 1220 01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:32,719 The Worst, you can mind your fucking business and stay here. 1221 01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:35,912 - Where is The Worst? - Who knows! 1222 01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,993 (together) Yes! 1223 01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:46,875 Tutu, you could use your dancing skills. 1224 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:50,835 You will enchant the surveillance with a fantastic modern fairytale. 1225 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,960 CLASSICAL MUSIC 1226 01:26:08,760 --> 01:26:10,353 Gosh! 1227 01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:16,717 - Holy cow! - What a fantastic modern fairytale. 1228 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,078 That's pure poetry. 1229 01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:34,275 Rita, thanks to your current assets you will distract the cleaning woman. 1230 01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:37,030 You can't go through here, I have just cleaned. 1231 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:47,912 (Giulio) When we will reach Billboard's robot 1232 01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:50,953 then you, Flakesofplaster, you will use your conspirator skills. 1233 01:26:51,080 --> 01:26:53,914 (robot) I will destroy with my laser ray. 1234 01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:58,399 Wait, robot. Don't you realize you have been programmed as well, 1235 01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:01,599 controlled, maneuvered as a puppet? 1236 01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:05,391 You got a microchip too. Listen to me, robot. 1237 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,194 This is not life. 1238 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:17,040 You opened my eyes. 1239 01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:25,076 (robot) Actually I didn't like it, I felt exploited 1240 01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:34,476 Alfonzo, you can use your usher skills 1241 01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:38,514 to make go out the seven politicians who Billboard is corrupting. 1242 01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:47,833 Yes, it can be done 1243 01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:51,833 But we are already here... We have an appointment. 1244 01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:53,390 Hi. 1245 01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:56,115 My name is Giulio Worm, I have an appointment with Billboards. 1246 01:27:56,920 --> 01:27:58,354 Please, come in. 1247 01:28:00,880 --> 01:28:02,280 Giulio, we are all with you! 1248 01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:06,271 RINGTONE 1 1249 01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:11,030 I do not like it at all. 1250 01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,193 RINGTONE 2 1251 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,277 This one! This one is really cool. 1252 01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:19,631 Nice one! 1253 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:23,836 (Giulio) At the end you destroyed the park. 1254 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:28,998 Shortly we'll set the base for the Upcoming Beautiful. 1255 01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:34,477 The beauty attract a hell of a lot. 1256 01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:39,433 Hyper-luxe penthouses, parking lots, swimming-pools, shopping malls. 1257 01:28:39,640 --> 01:28:42,838 - A money machine. - You got it, finally. 1258 01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:45,559 Yes, but I know more than that. 1259 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,597 Do you know what the beautician of a friend of mine says? 1260 01:28:48,720 --> 01:28:51,952 - What the fuck do I care! - Listen to me. 1261 01:28:52,080 --> 01:28:55,596 All what is shaved off will grow stronger than before. 1262 01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:59,919 - Stronger than your bricks! - What do you say? Speak my language. 1263 01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:05,671 (imitating Billboads) The brick is out. 1264 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:08,235 You can still make some profit with the bricks 1265 01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:12,070 but real money is earned with dreams 1266 01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:15,000 Do you know what colour is today's dream? 1267 01:29:15,120 --> 01:29:17,510 - It's green. - What do you mean? 1268 01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:20,109 Biological, nature, those kind of bullshit, 1269 01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:23,836 the veganism, the animalism, the ginger, all this is business 1270 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,151 This area has a great value. 1271 01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:29,631 - You know which one? - No. Be clear, Worm. 1272 01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:31,200 It's not green. 1273 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:34,513 We have the opportunity to make this area alive again 1274 01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:36,199 together, you and I. 1275 01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:38,869 We can do it in the spotlights. 1276 01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:42,072 - Spotlights? - Yes! 1277 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:46,558 I propose you to realize the first talent-show ever 1278 01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:48,997 creating real labour. 1279 01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:53,155 A Talent show! Cool, what a genious! 1280 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:16,434 I left the home keys in the car. 1281 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:19,675 (man) Opl, opl! - Goodbye. 1282 01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:24,519 I wanted to be a singer, then I wanted to be a vip. 1283 01:30:24,680 --> 01:30:27,878 Now I know where my skills were hiding. 1284 01:30:28,080 --> 01:30:30,311 In this hoe! 1285 01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:34,914 (TV) The hoer, the very first talent show 1286 01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:38,033 to repopulate green areas and creates labour. 1287 01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:39,753 In the next episode 1288 01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:43,032 the wannabe hoers will have to create multicolour flowerbeds, 1289 01:30:43,560 --> 01:30:47,236 plant a tree and dig a lake for the ducks". 1290 01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:51,639 �At the end, only one of them will become a fucking nobody. 1291 01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:54,599 The judges will be, the Itstimetohoe! 1292 01:30:54,720 --> 01:30:55,836 Itstimetohoe! 1293 01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:03,720 Finally you took a dump, Giulio. 1294 01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:07,152 Franca, you were right 1295 01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:09,716 I realized there are no compromises. 1296 01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:12,397 Nothing is absolutely negative. 1297 01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:16,071 For example, I realized you can be a vegan 1298 01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:18,198 and eat a roasted pig. 1299 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:20,432 You can donate money charities 1300 01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:24,231 at at the same time waste it on hookers. 1301 01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:28,273 You can live healthily and take lots of drugs. 1302 01:31:29,240 --> 01:31:32,233 You can be socially and politically committed 1303 01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:36,877 and at the same time not caring a fucking damn, as far as you live in Italy. 1304 01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:40,876 Above all, I realized you are the only one I love. 1305 01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:43,354 And Sharon as well 1306 01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:53,032 Copulate time. 1307 01:32:10,480 --> 01:32:12,119 What are you doing still here?